You might be a ball python keeper..........

If you get in to a conversation about pets, and you tell the person you are expecting, and when they ask you when, you reply around 45 days, to which they respond, you don't even look pregnant, and you get offended they didn't know you were talking about your snake.

If you have ever spoken "baby talk" to your snakes, and will swear they understood you.

If you once asked a friend who announced they were pregnant, "That's wonderful, when did you ovulate ?"

If you've ever told your gravid female, "You are not fat sweetheart, you are beautiful."

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Any of your children have asked if they are het for anything

You know the weight height or length of all your snakes but not your children

You get excited when a cold front moves in :snake:

You have have any disposable containers labeled SNAKE FOOD not for people

You know when the rodents are delivered to any of your local pet stores and are waiting for the driver to show up

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Originally Posted by adamsky27

If you're a man with a shaved head and still own a blow dryer...

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Hey!!!!!! I resemble that remark...

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This is a great thread, but I'm a newb to snakes...what do you guys use soldering irons for?

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This is a great thread, but I'm a newb to snakes...what do you guys use soldering irons for?

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Putting air holes in tubs and wiring flexwatt.

...when you have a C average in your bio class but on the genetics exam you get an A+ and your professor asks you if you cheated.

If you have convinced your family that your new snakes are an "investment"

You consider getting bit an achievement...

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...If while at the zoo, you teach little kids who walk up to the big burm about the snake and tell them about YOUR pythons.

...If you dream about snakes being shipped to your door on a regular basis.
(Likewise)...If you dream about breeding and possible combos.

...If you only ace the portion of anatomy dealing with snakes. :P

...If you refer to warm weather as "good shipping weather" instead of "good beach weather". ;)

...If you save all the money you made before Spring Break for Repticon the following weekend. :rolleyes: