It's fate! Was chatting with the owner of my local reptile store, and he picked up the cutest little orange girl at a show this weekend. He's going to feed her tomorrow and once she eats she's coming home with me!!!
ETA: I held her for about 15 minutes, and she just chilled on my hand, seemed curious but relaxed, and she's about the size of a pencil. I'll get a weight on her tomorrow.