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    The inconvenience burglar

    So I saw this on Imgur and figured it would be a fun game to add to the forum. So you are a burglar but only steal things to slightly inconvenience people, what would you steal? Examples: stealing all the toilet paper , stealing batteries from the remote, stealing toothbrushes, stealing all the underwear , things like that.

    Have fun coming up with ridiculous answers all.

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    Re: The inconvenience burglar

    Every single left shoe.

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    I'd have to steal your feeding records, hahahahaha! And you'd just have to "fake it" for when to feed...oh, and your feeding tongs!!!
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    Might just remove all the light bulbs & watch you struggle after sundown...
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    steal the master bedroom door

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    Re: The inconvenience burglar

    Phone chargers and batteries. People are too dependant on technology

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    The little flusher lever thing on the toilets

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    Re: The inconvenience burglar

    The last beer in the fridge


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