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    My gross poem

    In language arts we are learning about gross poems, and for those of you that dont know what it is, a gross poem is a gross poem. We had a contest of who could write the grossest poem, and what better to do than frozen thawed pinkies on feeding day? Here it is.

    Frozen pinkies stuck together
    Break apart like rusty leather
    Pinkies in a microwave
    Exploding like a tidal wave
    Missing a pinkie from the bag
    Stepping on it makes you gag
    Rat guts smeared across the wall
    Make me want to hurl breakfast, lunch, and all
    As the snake creeps along
    It strikes, leaving feet on tongs
    Something squishy's in your cheek
    Pulling out a pink foot makes you shriek
    "Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."


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    Re: My gross poem

    I think it's safe to say, I've never read anything quite so disgusting in my life. lol
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    Re: My gross poem

    Thanks.


    That was the assignment
    "Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."


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    Re: My gross poem

    Quote Originally Posted by BPGirl
    Thanks.


    That was the assignment
    I could make it worse ... But then I'd be banned from the site Good job though.

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    Re: My gross poem

    Oh man would i get an A on that assignment if i was in that class...........i have a pretty gross mind :eek:
    "Why do you need so many snakes?"
    "Why do you need so many shoes?"

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    Re: My gross poem

    Sooo did you win??

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    Re: My gross poem

    Quote Originally Posted by daaangconcepts
    Sooo did you win??

    actually I didnt, but I didnt want the prize anyways (it was a can of spam). The winner wrote about some fat guys butt scabs that flew all over the place and his dog ate it. It was REALLY gross.
    "Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."


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    Re: My gross poem

    Quote Originally Posted by BPGirl
    actually I didnt, but I didnt want the prize anyways (it was a can of spam). The winner wrote about some fat guys butt scabs that flew all over the place and his dog ate it. It was REALLY gross.
    sick...


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    Re: My gross poem

    LOL....what a weird assignment. We never got anything quite so fun back in my day.


    I moved this to Creative Corner....it may be gross, but it's also definitely creative!
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    Re: My gross poem

    That's a cool assignment - something kids can really get into.

    Great job! It has a nice rhythm to it.
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