Okay, so I'm sitting here at the computer reading the forum messages and clicking away when I see a flash out of the corner of my eye. I look down and my pastel male that I let out for some excersise is curled up around my monitor and decided to strike at my mouse. Good thing he's a poor aim, but too bad he's not very bright and can't tell the difference between a real mouse and a computer mouse.

Oh, and good thing his poor aim coincides so well with my extremely slow reflexes. I think if I lived in the jungle, I would have been 'conda or retic food a LONG time ago.