I think my snake loves me

[DLena]

Lol! You're such a dork!!!!

[JodanOrNoDan]

My snakes don't love me, they worship me. I am a giant and the giver of all things good. I am know by many names in the universe of the snake room.

the giver of food,
the remover of waste,
the keeper of heat,
the holder of the liquid
mostly just sssssssssssssssssssssssss! (no upper case letters here, I am just a minor god)

All things come from me as long as the yearly offering of eggs is made. There are rumors between the racks that if the proper offering is not made, the offenders tend to disappear only to emerge again in the afterlife as apparel for said god.

[DLena]

That's disturbingly creative.

[JodanOrNoDan]

That's disturbingly creative.

LOL. I was bored. I was actually going for absurd. I left out the part where my worshipers must crawl on their bellies before me.

[Jeanne]

My snakes don't love me, they worship me. I am a giant and the giver of all things good. I am know by many names in the universe of the snake room.

the giver of food,
the remover of waste,
the keeper of heat,
the holder of the liquid
mostly just sssssssssssssssssssssssss! (no upper case letters here, I am just a minor god)

All things come from me as long as the yearly offering of eggs is made. There are rumors between the racks that if the proper offering is not made, the offenders tend to disappear only to emerge again in the afterlife as apparel for said god.

Hilarious!! Thnx for the laugh.

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[Jeanne]

LOL. I was bored. I was actually going for absurd. I left out the part where my worshipers must crawl on their bellies before me.

It worked!! Lol

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[Meerna]

XD that was a great read. It was certainly absurd, but also very creative ^_^

[eldri]

--- think its a bell curve---Most snakes are in the middle, just do not care about humans much at all, one way or the other.
They can 'become tame'(*), or learn to be Hostile ( if repeatedly teased and harassed)

(*) they get used to people, put up with being handled, relax while being handled, may even enjoy exploring..
( I think they may be able to tell us apart, seem calmer with folks they know)
most even learn that mice appear After the humans put them back in the cage...


Some just *Do Not Like* humans, Never settle into being handled, will bite and 'run away'. Every time. Never get used to it.

Some (very few) *Like* humans. They are calmer, even as hatchlings, do not hiss, or offer to bite.
These snakes will seek out a 'known human' ( familiar smell?) crawl Towards them, if being held by a stranger--- Not 'love', like a mammal, I think, but more like " a Known, safe, warm, place"
( We become a favorite den?)... and mice often appear, when we have been around

[Sociopathetic]

All I know is
1 Salazar Slytherin doesn't care if I exist only that I feed him
2 When I handle Sal he doesn't enjoy it, he simply allows it.
3 Sal gets annoyed when I stare at him for long periods of time.

[SPIDERBALL]

I'm pretty sure it was only a hypothetical question