ball python trap not working :(

[cueball]

I built this ball python trap and it is not working at all. I figured the water would attract plant life for the rodents. Then the rodents would attract the ball pythons from Africa. What am I doing wrong???

[Smulkin]

You missed the plant migration by mere weeks - they should start coming back north soon, though.

[cueball]

At least I still have hope


Maybe I will attract a het for pied or something cool...

[Smulkin]

Tha's a nice looking little niche though to be sure.


I think for het pieds you want to leave out a pack of Suzy-Q's

[cueball]

Thanks. While waiting for herds of ball pythons to arrive it offering a nice sounds distraction from the road. We have no natural stone in the area so I had to bring it back a few pieces at a time from central Texas until I had enough for the build. It also attracts a variety of wildlife from dragon flies to teenage girls.


What in the world is a pack of Suzy-Q's???

[Smulkin]

Surely they sell snack cakes down that way

http://www.hostesscakes.com/suzyqs.asp

I lubs them things

[cueball]

snack cakes???


We just eat catus pads for treats...

[cassandra]

Cueball, what planet are you from?

(I dreamt about pieds last night...)

[jglass38]

Oh jeez..Here comes the snack cakes discussion again!!

Also, stay away from those teenage girls..

[Melicious]

I think your "trap" is beautiful.

Oh. Sidenote: I like jellybeans more.