Found some goofy spood jokes! Feel free to snare any herp-related (family-friendly) dad jokes!
"Mom said I spend too much time on the web..."
"Jumping spiders are always hop-py!"
"What do you get when you cross a spider and corn? COBWEBS!"
"Why did the spider buy a car? So he could take it for a spin!"
"What do you call newly married spiders? NEWLY WEBS!"
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