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    Cool I made a bot that generates bad husbandry advice.

    After a bit of a fight today on Reddit where a guy felt it necessary to pull the whole "coco coir causes bowel obstructions" thing, I coded a generator that comes up with bad husbandry advice. Should cut down on their workload

    https://perchance.org/tn8er7yu7e

    try it here, tell me your favorites. The syntax and item lists are still a work in progress, but I'll be continuing to update the code.

    (Seriously, I'm so tired of Facebook vets. This is why I rarely post about Saffron at all.)
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    Most of the ones I'm getting are a bit over the top. A few are pretty good satire of the reddit/fb crowd. I managed to somehow get one that isn't bad advice.

    "You should NEVER keep cats indoors! It causes a bad hatch, like, 40% of the time! You can't be serious. The absolute state of our education system."
    Ahhhhaaaaaaa! So this is why my season was a nightmare, it's the indoor cats messing up my BP eggs.... somehow. smh, I feel like an IDIOT.
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    Re: I made a bot that generates bad husbandry advice.

    Quote Originally Posted by nikkubus View Post
    Most of the ones I'm getting are a bit over the top. A few are pretty good satire of the reddit/fb crowd. I managed to somehow get one that isn't bad advice.

    "You should NEVER keep cats indoors! It causes a bad hatch, like, 40% of the time! You can't be serious. The absolute state of our education system."
    Ahhhhaaaaaaa! So this is why my season was a nightmare, it's the indoor cats messing up my BP eggs.... somehow. smh, I feel like an IDIOT.
    Haha yes, it still needs a lot of work to make some of the sentences parse properly! Thanks for trying it out!
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    Re: I made a bot that generates bad husbandry advice.

    Thanks. I think I just had a stroke.

    "Something Clever"

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    lol

    The best way to keep snakes is in a sustainable play area, and you should supervise them regularly once a month. Brian Barczyk does it on his YouTube channel.

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