Twisted Wishes

[Ax01]

ok i just completed a long exhaustive search to see if this game already exists on this forum. i didn't see it, so imma start it here and now...

simple game: make a wish and the next person grants it but puts a twist or spin on it. for example...

Person A: i wish for a pizza.

Person B: your wish is granted but it's a Totino's frozen pizza.

i wish for a new car!

Person C: ok but your new car only works in reverse.

i really wish for 1 million dollars!

and so on and so forth.


so let's see what u wish for and see how it gets twisted! i'll start...

I Wish for a New iPhone.

[Bogertophis]

This reminds me of the hilarious 1968 movie "Bedazzled" with Dudley Moore & Peter Cook. Talk about "be careful what you wish for"!

"The story is a free remake of the Faust legend, in which a short-order cook (Moore) falls hopelessly in love with a waitress (Eleanor Bron). He sells his soul to the devil (Cook) hoping to win the girl with the seven wishes. Cook and Moore, who wrote or improvised most of the film, break the story up into seven wish elements, plus in-between scenes..."

Anyway, too bad your new iPhone just fell into the toilet!

I want our town pool to be heated & covered so I could swim laps year-round. -It just closed for the season-

[Awesomethepossum]

I want our town pool to be heated & covered so I could swim laps year-round. -It just closed for the season-

Okay...but it's loaded with leeches



I wish I knew how to play the guitar.

[sur3fir3]

I grant your guitar wish, but you can only play mary has a little lamb

I wish for a new computer

[PitOnTheProwl]

Is there really a point to trying to turn a REPTILE forum into a freaking game show page?

[Skyrivers]

Is there really a point to trying to turn a REPTILE forum into a freaking game show page?

Wish granted but a giant reticulated python eats game show host.

I wish to for a car/plane/sub.

[Valyndris]

You now have a non functional car/plane/sub hybrid

I wish for this winter not to get any colder than -20 Celsius (-4 Fahrenheit)

[Zincubus]

Sooooo .. what are we allowed to put in the off - topic section ??


Are there any other things that are off limits ?


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[sur3fir3]

I grant your winter wish, but unfortunately winter is no longer winter the temperature doesn't drop below 90F


I wish The government was honest.

[Craiga 01453]

I wish The government was honest.

NOBODY can grant that wish!!! Hahaha!!