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    Holy cow!

    In 8yrs of keeping ball pythons, I have never had the pleasure of hearing one fart. It all changed today. I had one that I was worried about not getting the humidity high enough, cuz it had been in shed. But I'll be darn if it didn't have a one piece shed. I thought, perfect, I can hold him now. Not thinking he hasn't peed or pooped yet. While holding him, I started feeling my shorts getting soaked. He peed a river on me. I knew what was next, so put him back in the tub. While changing shorts, I heard a good 5 second long fart, that I swear registered on the Richter scale. And out shot out a turd. But, dang, I thought he was gagging, or something. Was the longest, loudest fart ever. Then took the lid off, and smelled like death. WOW! Was just a first for me.
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    Re: Holy cow!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bogertophis View Post
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    It's good to know, out of all my snakes, who loves me the most. I think..... Maybe not.
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    Re: Holy cow!

    I know it's childish but still makes me chuckle when I hear my boas fart

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    Re: Holy cow!

    In all my years Iíve only heard my snakes Ďbreak windí twice , both Royal pythons and both times I was sat at the side of the vivs in the snake room .. both times scared the life out of me .. sooooo loud and sooo sudden !


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    Snakes farting is just so funny, when my ball python Crowley was a baby and I heard him fart for the first time it was so loud I thought it was people moving furniture downstairs but I knew it couldn't be that because it was the middle of the night. I went over to look at Crowley and there he was, moving the whole back end of his body like he was really forcing, almost like a hose whipping around but not quite that dramatic. I've never heard a fart so loud in my life, not even from a human, this tiny little 2 foot (at the time) snake was making this ultra loud farting noise, I laughed so hard when I realized what I was seeing and hearing... Then came the poop.

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    Re: Holy cow!

    Yep... big farts. When rainbow poops when I have her out in public, people are so shocked and kids laugh. I will never forget the first time Shiva farted. Surprised me so much. Now you will be listening for it. LOL.

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    Re: Holy cow!

    But, yes I do know, that grown adults laughing at farts is pretty childish. If it was from another human, would've just ignored it, and went on. But to hear it, that loud, out of a little thing such as a snake.... Childish, or not, I'm laughing my butt off.
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