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  1. 11-06-2018, 07:15 PM #11
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    Re: Your snake ate WHAT ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    i kno! my thoughts exactly. so u go out herping and find a python and it's well fed to boot!
    Hahahahaha, and the hits keep coming!!!

    You've clearly got a foot up on me with your pun game.
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  3. 11-06-2018, 07:17 PM #12
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    Q: What has 7 feet but just 1 shoe?

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    ^ this guy.
    Last edited by Ax01; 11-06-2018 at 07:19 PM. Reason: pix
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    Re: Your snake ate WHAT ???

    Quote Originally Posted by Ax01 View Post
    Q: What has 7 feet but just 1 shoe?

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    ^ this guy.
    As man, I'm drawing a blank...I feel like such a heel.
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  7. 11-06-2018, 10:18 PM #14
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    Whose snake has your shoe been inside ?
    And whose heart did you steal you snake mite ?
    This time did it feel like thunder, baby...?
    Whose snake has your shoe been inside !!

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    Have you ever walked a mile in my shoe?

    No. But has your shoe ever walked a mile in my snake?
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