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    Gary Larson for the WIN! Been a fan of his cartoons for a long time...
    Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
    Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

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    Snake Jokes!

    Last edited by Reinz; 07-07-2019 at 06:03 PM.
    The one thing I found that you can count on about Balls is that they are consistent about their inconsistentcy.

    1.2 Coastal Carpet Pythons
    Mack The Knife, 2013
    Lizzy, 2010
    Etta, 2013
    1.1 Jungle Carpet Pythons
    Esmarelda , 2014
    Sundance, 2012
    2.0 Common BI Boas, Punch, 2005; Butch, age?
    0.1 Normal Ball Python, Elvira, 2001
    0.1 Olive (Aussie) Python, Olivia, 2017

    Please excuse the spelling in my posts. Auto-Correct is my worst enema.

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    What does a snake wear to the beach?
    A Pythong



    If you cross a snake with a robin, what kind of bird would you get?
    A Swallow



    What clothing might sister snakes share?
    Co-bras



    Why don't snakes need to weigh themselves?
    Because they have their own scales.



    How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
    With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation.



    Ok wow it's late after finding all these, time to put Crowley to bed and go dodos myself. Enjoy the snake funnies.

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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by C.Marie View Post
    What do you call a snake who works for the government?
    A: A civil serpent!
    I was thinking a lawyer or politician. LOL.

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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by MasonC2K View Post


    Hey, it's ALWAYS TIME for LAUGHS!
    Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
    Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)

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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Why did the Python cross the road?

    To eat the chicken!








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    Happy St. Paddy's Day!

    1.0 Jungle Carpet Python 'Ziggy'
    1.0 Bredl's Python 'Calcifer'
    0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa 'Mara'
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