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Thread: Snake Jokes!

  1. 04-23-2018, 06:30 PM #11
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    Re: Snake Jokes!

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  3. 10-29-2018, 02:08 PM #12
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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Not a snake joke, but too good to pass up.

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  5. 10-30-2018, 08:16 AM #13
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  7. 10-30-2018, 11:35 AM #14
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    What do you call a snake that's 3.14 meters long?


    A pi-thon!
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    Why are snakes hard to fool ?



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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Dakski challenged me to find some funnies...

    How did I do???

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    I love the staring contest one lol
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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    A few of my favorites I've seen around. None are mine, but not sure of OP.. found originally on pinterest.









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