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    Re: Snake Jokes!

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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by dakski View Post
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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Thanks Snagrio.

    Love the waitress one!

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    Re: Snake Jokes!

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    Thanks Snagrio.

    Love the waitress one!
    Every time too. I swear they do it on purpose and wait until the exact moment you've shoved a forkful in your mouth before walking up and asking how the food is.

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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Snagrio View Post
    Every time too. I swear they do it on purpose and wait until the exact moment you've shoved a forkful in your mouth before walking up and asking how the food is.
    Dentists take the same training! They stick their hand in your mouth or fill your mouth with props, then ask you questions!
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