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    Re: Snake Jokes!

    What kind of snake grows the best vegetables?...

    A Gardener Snake!
    No cage is too large - nature is the best template - a snoot can't be booped too much


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    Who ya gonna call?

    Don't you just hate it when unexpected company drops in for dinner? Especially when they've been whooping it up in your attic...

    Something tells me their light fixture wasn't professionally installed? Oops! No idea where this took place- I'm just re-sharing it.

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    A Gary Larson Classic!

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