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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Quote Originally Posted by Rapture
    I had a feeling you were more into dresses.
    Naw I was into wearing garters and high heels but then the minister at my all albino satanic church gave me problems.

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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    A couple from the other night at Becky's party



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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Quote Originally Posted by Vomitore
    Naw I was into wearing garters and high heels but then the minister at my all albino satanic church gave me problems.
    I wasn't aware that Satanists were against men wearing womens' clothing.
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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Quote Originally Posted by Rapture
    I wasn't aware that Satanists were against men wearing womens' clothing.
    It's totally all the rave! ... You should see us on adult diapers night

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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Quote Originally Posted by AzureN1ght
    A couple from the other night at Becky's party
    :eek: .... intresting choice of title for the second pic.

    Still, looks like everyone was having a good time so it's all good.


    And on the other topic I think satanists are against anyone wearing womens clothing - all the ones I've met have been ultra-conservative horndogs at heart.

    They also get quite mad when you point out they must be, by their own definition, christians.

    Remember it's bigoted and wrong to single out any religion for abuse - so make sure you have a go at all of em on a rotational basis. I suggest drawing up a chart to ensure everyone gets equal amnounts of derision ( or gentle rib poking depending on your style).

    And when people complain about this ( and they will) remind them that as long as they exist bile and spite will always be renewable resources.


    **Some of this post is meant to be taken as a joke - if you feel offended you may want to read it again with that in mind**



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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Quote Originally Posted by dr del
    :eek: .... intresting choice of title for the second pic.

    Still, looks like everyone was having a good time so it's all good.


    And on the other topic I think satanists are against anyone wearing womens clothing - all the ones I've met have been ultra-conservative horndogs at heart.

    They also get quite mad when you point out they must be, by their own definition, christians.

    Remember it's bigoted and wrong to single out any religion for abuse - so make sure you have a go at all of em on a rotational basis. I suggest drawing up a chart to ensure everyone gets equal amnounts of derision ( or gentle rib poking depending on your style).

    And when people complain about this ( and they will) remind them that as long as they exist bile and spite will always be renewable resources.


    **Some of this post is meant to be taken as a joke - if you feel offended you may want to read it again with that in mind**



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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    "(((**Some of this post is meant to be taken as a joke - if you feel offended you may want to read it again with that in mind**)))"

    Have I ever told you that I completely enjoy your humor!!!
    Grey Scale is a good thing...

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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Quote Originally Posted by Laooda
    Have I ever told you that I completely enjoy your humor!!!
    Why thank you.

    I tend to get a few funny looks on nights out in the pub though so I rely on people of sound judgement to drop a few hints if I get too far off the beaten path.

    For some reason not everyone enjoys leper jokes at 3am in the kebab house.


    I shall refrain from posting examples as some are not exactly family friendly - especially the one that ends up with "keep the tip".



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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    NICE!!! lol
    Grey Scale is a good thing...

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    Re: Let's get this up & running again

    Heres a better pic of me.


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