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So this happened the other day.
While at work the other day I get a text message from my wife. It began with the first picture. Then the following transpires;
Wife: looks like a dog turd.
Me: which cage, woma or ball
Wife: woma
Me: wow, no wonder she looked so fat
Wife: lol looks like a big dog turd huh
Me: haha
Wife: Ella (our youngest) is too scared to get it out. We will have to wait until Chloe (our oldest) wakes up to have her get it.
Me: Ok, just make sure the woma is on the other side of the enclosure. Anything thatg goes in that cage they assume is food.
Wife: I will just do it myself
Me: I can get it tomorrow if you do not want to deal with it.
Wife: Screw that snake. Ahole came out from under the hide....not from entrance. Scared the :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r: out of me not doing it.
Me: lol
Then she sends me the second pic, clearly he thought she wanted to play.
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Re: So this happened the other day.
LOL - thanks for sharing your funny texts
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LOL, very funny.
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Re: So this happened the other day.
Years ago I had a huge Black rat snake in a big vivarium setup with branches and logs all over .. having so many snakes at the time and being easily distracted I used to go into the viv to spot clean or change the water and the cheeky beggar used to drop down from the ceiling of the viv onto me - used to scare the **** out of me even though he never bit or struck ..
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Nice deuce!! Thanks for sharing, haahahhaha
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Re: So this happened the other day.
Originally Posted by enginee837
While at work the other day I get a text message from my wife. It began with the first picture. Then the following transpires;
Wife: looks like a dog turd.
Me: which cage, woma or ball
Wife: woma
Me: wow, no wonder she looked so fat
Wife: lol looks like a big dog turd huh
Me: haha
Wife: Ella (our youngest) is too scared to get it out. We will have to wait until Chloe (our oldest) wakes up to have her get it.
Me: Ok, just make sure the woma is on the other side of the enclosure. Anything thatg goes in that cage they assume is food.
Wife: I will just do it myself
Me: I can get it tomorrow if you do not want to deal with it.
Wife: Screw that snake. Ahole came out from under the hide....not from entrance. Scared the :cens0r::cens0r::cens0r::cens0r: out of me not doing it.
Me: lol
Then she sends me the second pic, clearly he thought she wanted to play.
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Hahaa funny story. Ive had a couple of the same situations lol.
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Re: So this happened the other day.
It’s surprising how big them things can be sometimes,lol
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