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    So this happened the other day.

    While at work the other day I get a text message from my wife. It began with the first picture. Then the following transpires;
    Wife: looks like a dog turd.
    Me: which cage, woma or ball
    Wife: woma
    Me: wow, no wonder she looked so fat
    Wife: lol looks like a big dog turd huh
    Me: haha
    Wife: Ella (our youngest) is too scared to get it out. We will have to wait until Chloe (our oldest) wakes up to have her get it.
    Me: Ok, just make sure the woma is on the other side of the enclosure. Anything thatg goes in that cage they assume is food.
    Wife: I will just do it myself
    Me: I can get it tomorrow if you do not want to deal with it.
    Wife: Screw that snake. Ahole came out from under the hide....not from entrance. Scared the out of me not doing it.
    Me: lol
    Then she sends me the second pic, clearly he thought she wanted to play.

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    Re: So this happened the other day.

    LOL - thanks for sharing your funny texts
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    LOL, very funny.

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    Re: So this happened the other day.

    Years ago I had a huge Black rat snake in a big vivarium setup with branches and logs all over .. having so many snakes at the time and being easily distracted I used to go into the viv to spot clean or change the water and the cheeky beggar used to drop down from the ceiling of the viv onto me - used to scare the **** out of me even though he never bit or struck ..


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    Nice deuce!! Thanks for sharing, haahahhaha
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    Re: So this happened the other day.

    Quote Originally Posted by enginee837 View Post
    While at work the other day I get a text message from my wife. It began with the first picture. Then the following transpires;
    Wife: looks like a dog turd.
    Me: which cage, woma or ball
    Wife: woma
    Me: wow, no wonder she looked so fat
    Wife: lol looks like a big dog turd huh
    Me: haha
    Wife: Ella (our youngest) is too scared to get it out. We will have to wait until Chloe (our oldest) wakes up to have her get it.
    Me: Ok, just make sure the woma is on the other side of the enclosure. Anything thatg goes in that cage they assume is food.
    Wife: I will just do it myself
    Me: I can get it tomorrow if you do not want to deal with it.
    Wife: Screw that snake. Ahole came out from under the hide....not from entrance. Scared the out of me not doing it.
    Me: lol
    Then she sends me the second pic, clearly he thought she wanted to play.

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    Hahaa funny story. Ive had a couple of the same situations lol.


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    Re: So this happened the other day.

    Itís surprising how big them things can be sometimes,lol


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