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    Yeah I am in a weird mood.
    Here is a great email I got this morning. Just wanted to share
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
    Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With
    That.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In."

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over
    Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

    7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8. Don't Use Any Punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All
    Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party
    Because You're Not In The Mood.

    16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
    "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To
    Have To Let One Of You Go." (I love it!)

    And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

    20. Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile . . . . . Its Called Therapy.


    Rusty
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    Rescue, Rehabilitation & Education
    For all Reptiles & Amphibians
    CTReptileRescue@Comcast.net
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    Laugh untill milk comes out of your nose..

    I have on:

    21: Stand in the mall wearing a sleeve-less t-shirt, fingerless gloves, sky goggles and hold an insanly oversized sword. Then when someone asks you who you are you say your a japanese cartoon.
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    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A
    Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    This actually works ^_^
    0.1 Mexican Black Kingsnake *Princess Elysia*
    0.1 Miami Phase Cornsnake *Leila*
    0.1 Ball Python *Boo*

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    I was hoping to try number one some time, but I'm not old enough to drive yet.
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    Funny stuff!

    Here's another one to try:
    When someone gives you a statement: "Sorry, we have no bananas."
    Turn it in to a complicated negative question: "How could you not have bananas?" or "The script isn't finished" your reply "How can the script not be finished?"

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    When people at work ask me, "Have you seen Jonathan?" or "Do you know where Chris is?", I like to answer "Go fish."
    3.1.1 BP (Snyder, Hanover, Bo Peep, Sir NAITF, Eve), 1.2.3 Rhacodactylus ciliatus (Sandiego, Carmen, Scooby, Camo, BABIES ), 1.0 Chow (Buddha), 0.2 cats (Jezebel, PCBH "Nanners"), 0.3 humans
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    # 18 is great. I think I will try that when I go to the Zoo.
    i already do # 8 just read any of my posts
    ~ Johanna ~ aka Jody

    "The greatness of a nation and it's moral progress can be measured by the way it's animals are treated"
    ~ Mahatma Gandhi~

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    I go to the Zoo.
    there is puncuation in that post, ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marla
    When people at work ask me, "Have you seen Jonathan?" or "Do you know where Chris is?", I like to answer "Go fish."
    When anyone would ask my grandfather "Where's so and so?" he would say "she broke a leg, so we shot her."

    Here's another one. If you find a hand written note left for somebody, write something nonsensical at the bottom of it like "p.s. There are peas in my socks."
    1.0 Ball Python, Norbert
    0.1 Corn Snake, Nagini
    1.0 Brazilian Rainbow Boa, Peeves

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    LOL Gen! I think I'll use that one. :lol:
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