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    THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with 1
    car and 3 kids each, for 6 weeks.

    Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
    dance classes. There is no access to fast food.

    Each man must take care of his kids, keep his assigned
    house clean, correct all homework, complete science
    projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

    The men only have access to television when the kids
    are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one
    TV between them and there is NO REMOTE.

    The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily,
    which they must apply themselves, either while driving
    or while making four lunches.

    They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after
    their sick children at 3:00 a.m.; make an Indian hut
    model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
    and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of broccoli.

    The kids vote them off the island, based on
    performance. The last man wins only if he has enough
    energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's
    notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over
    and over again for the next 18-25 years ... eventually
    earning the right to be called "Mother."
    -- Judy

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    LOL, taking bets on winners?
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    THATS FUNNY!!!!
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    That's great! Man, all I could think of while reading that was "So, he's playing the role of an every day mother". That's why I don't want kids, lol...

    Jennifer

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    I do all that allready except I dont shave my legs and dont wear makeup...... Ahhh....Life of the single parent.
    The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is....

    ....Tattooed people don't care if you're not tattooed.
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    Right On, Judy
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    Carl is the only one brave enough to compete.
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    Count me in. I'm good with kids. I have 24 cousins, most of whom I've baby sitted. They are adorable, but can be Little Devils at times. I refuse to shave my legs because I'm starting to go for the chrome dome look and what ever hair I loose up there, I intend to keep the ones on the rest of my body :lol:
    When I let go of what I am, I become what I might be ~ Lao Tzu

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    Hurry up an vote me off the island!

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