Christmas Recipe

[Jeanne]

Christmas Cookie Recipe.....Don't try this for real,

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle of JOSE CUERVO Tequilla (YEE HAW!)

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour 1 level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer . . . Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one tsp of sugar. . . . . . . Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup . . . . just in case

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add the boel and chuck in the cup of fried druit. Pick the friggin fruit off the floor. . . Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beatererers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsistticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar or somsfink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally throw the bowl through the window, finish the Jose Cuervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas











"I'm a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, and here is my.....Other handle?? Awww bloodyHell, "I am a f****** sugar bowl!"

[Ironhead]

That is hillarious....I have seen something similar to that before....Gonna have to copy that. I have some Mezcal....Hope that will work with that recepie.

[CTReptileRescue]

lol

[BallKingdom]

Basically get drunk, haha.

[Thump]

LOL...