The Chicken Epiphany......

I wrote this story a few years ago for English class and thought I'd share it here........enjoy!

"The Chicken Epiphany"-by Me

The story begins in Tiawana, Mexico in the rural part of the town. This is where we find our subject: Leviticus Hornwell, Esquire-a porr but kind-hearted gardener and a part-time voo-doo doctor. He resides in a small seven-story mansion all by himself. His self-owned business of gardening helps support his constant trips to the supermarket for ceran wrap.
On the weekend, however, he leads the life of a local voo-doo doctor, doing the usual voo-doo stuff: shrinking heads, casting spells on senior citizens and the occasional Jewish wedding gig. He was very highly regarded in his town and everyone loved it when he would play tricks on them by killing them.
One day, Leviticus was in the process of tilling his garden when suddenly, he heard a great blast sound that may have been either Phil Collins or a grandfather clock. He looked around and out of his sprinkler came a bright light! He stared in wonder and amazement as a figure approached him out of the light.....was it God? NO....it was Colonel Sanders, the chicken mogul!
Col. Sanders said to him in a voice that strongly suggested he has been sucking helium balloons for about 12 years, "Leviticus Hornwell! I have a mission for you!"
"I want you to go into the world and decapitate all the chickens , then, using you powers of voo-doo, force them to kill Al Roker, for I greatly dislike his jowels!!!"
Leviticus replied, "But what is the reason behind all of this, Lord Sanders?!?!?"
"Come here, Leviticus," ordered the Colonel. Leviticus took a step toward him.
"CLOSER!" ordered Mr. Sanders. Leviticus then got very close to him and a stream of water squirted out of the spinkler right into his.................................EYES!!!!!!
"Do my bidding or you shall reap the consequences, infidel!!!!!" screamed Colonel Sanders.
And as quickly as he had arrived, the King of Clogged Arteries was gone. Leviticus was left shocked and stunned. So, taking Col. Sanders' orders, he went into the world and decapitated all of the chickens and organized his army and marched them into New York to kill Al roker! Once they had arrived, he called to his minions, "Kill that fat dude!"
The chickens swarmed to attack Al, but missed and hit a camera guy........but it was still freakin AWESOME.

THE END.

[BallKingdom]

Al Roker is an idiot

[Anonymous]

Puff puff, pass

[BallKingdom]

Steelsack, log in boy!

[emroul]

How'd you know who it is? :shock:

[BallKingdom]

I'm an admin, please.

[emroul]

So what...

:lol::mrgreen::lol:

[BallKingdom]

I'm all knowing here. I even know about the two times you posted as Guest.

[emroul]

LOL.. That was on accident! I didn't know it didn't "remember me". That would be cool to be like god on a forum heheh...

[BallKingdom]

Not really. But it comes in handy.