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25 RULES FOR WOMEN
1. SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister.
2. Two hot dogs and a beer at a baseball game do, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.
3. Unlike you, we essentially want to dress just exactly like all our friends. Thus, you need not go much further than the Gap, J. Crew or the local Patagonia store.
4. If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
5. Butthead is the smart one.
6. Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
7. You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
8. Silence does not need to be filled with discussions about "us" and "the relationship".
9. Things you can help with: the Sunday crossword, yard work, the dishes, cleaning, and grocery shopping.
10. Things you should let us do alone: figuring out where we are, watching anything on TBS, playing cards, smoking cigars and picking out the beer.
11. Socks never constitute a gift.
12. Department stores and malls were designed so that when you want to look at bed linen, shower curtains or handbags, there are always some speakers, tires or sporting equipment nearby.
13. We don't know anything about handbags. Don't even ask.
14. We did water the plants. They died anyway. Nobody knows why this happens.
15. Even if you think he's cute, Kevin Costner can't act.
16. Of course, neither can Elle McPherson, but she had the good sense to do "Sirens" rather than "Waterworld."
17. Curley is the bald one.
18. Compromise does not mean that we abandon our position in favor of yours.
19. Sports Illustrated is a better magazine than Cosmopolitan. Just accept that.
20. It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Quiz together.
21. Unless you are willing to follow the careers of Mo Vaughn, Cal Ripken, David Robinson, Michael Jordan, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chris Farley, don't expect us to know what Helen Gurley Brown, Hilary Clinton, Naomi Wolf or your mother are up to.
22. Sex on a weeknight is generally welcome. Three hours of post-coital conversation is not.
23. Dinner out is a pretty good birthday present. Two tickets to a ball game are even better.
24. No, you can't have the remote control.
25. If you must take us with you into Victoria's Secret, never, ever leave us alone. All the old fat ladies make mean faces at us and only add to our discomfort.
Randy
"I think it might be helpful for everyone to remember that the purpose of a forum like this is to EXCHANGE IDEAS, not dictate what is right or wrong or good or bad. If you disagree with what someone else is suggesting, you can say so without being argumentative or completely slamming the guy (or girl)." - Smynx
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Rules for women...
lol... randy, keep em' coming man. highly entertaining stuff you got going on here. also, nice to see a post or 2 non-snake related.
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I don't think I get it, GUEST.
Jennifer
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Old fat ladies don't patronize Victoria's Secret much. They only make undies for skinny women. Near as I can tell, they're under the delusion that any woman over a size 6 can neither be sexy nor interested in sex, so why bother offering them attractive undies?
Obviously, Victoria's Secret will never be using the Queen Song, "Fat Bottom Girls" in any of their ads...
We do not quit playing because we grow old; we grow old because we quit playing.
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"Hoomi" Near as I can tell, they're under the delusion that any woman over a size 6 can neither be sexy nor interested in sex, so why bother offering them attractive undies?
PREACH IT GIRLIE!!!!
Don't worry...Victoria's Secret also seems to be under the impression that a woman can't be a size 4 AND a 34DD at the same time...or that you can make something sexy with "DD" on the label, instead of something your grandma would wear.
Which is exactly why I love Frederick's of Hollywood!!!! They just seem to "get it."
Sorry...I just really HATE Victoria's Secret. And Ralph Lauren for the exact same reason.
K
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total agreement, beautifully put!
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Cam Q
*Psst... I'm a guy... however, my wife is, shall we say, a bit larger than a size 6, and it hasn't dampened our "love life" at all...*
We do not quit playing because we grow old; we grow old because we quit playing.
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