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Wait, was I just here?
I was in the grocery store today, a veritable nexus of intellectual activity if ever there were one.
Going down an isle, pushing my partially loaded cart, I encounter an abandoned cart containing nothing but four small d'anjou pairs.
Directly in front of me, in my partially filled shopping cart, are three slightly larger d'anjou pairs.
My first thought, upon seeing them alone and discarded, was to wonder if I had recently been here (there), but been unsuccessful in my attempt to obtain nourishment to such an extent that evacuation was the only viable option, which I did (I guess) thereby giving myself now (me) the opportunity to return now (then) and succeed in my quest.
Then I saw the green metal twist tie which I/me never use and realized that I had not yet been there until I got there and since I was still there and didn't use those little ties, there was no way it could have been me. Before.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
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Re: Wait, was I just here?
 Originally Posted by SnakeKittyFishy
My brain hurts...
x2 lol
I mean I get it, but I had to read it 3 times before I did
Last edited by The Serpent Merchant; 03-21-2012 at 12:01 AM.
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A tad confusing......just a tad 
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Well done sir... 
If the purpose of the post was to make you think, to confuse or to entertain, it appears you have succeeded...
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Re: Wait, was I just here?
Déjà vu?
Jamais vu?
No, wait, TIME WARP!
I dunno. Your observations are always interesting, though!
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i think you mean pears not pairs...
I read this at least 5 times before figuring that out lol
1.0 normal bp
mad roaches yo
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I've always suspected I'm not a smart man...and I think this just confirms it. Totally lost
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Re: Wait, was I just here?
Originally Posted by Mike41793
i think you mean pears not pairs...
I read this at least 5 times before figuring that out lol
Hahaha, I didn't even catch that. You're right though. It could use some tweaking, but I'll probably just leave it as it is for now.
I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
www.humanewatch.org
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