Umm. . .gross

[flyingsqueak]

Great! I was just worried that the pooping in an unusual place might be a sign of parasites or something. I worried that since most mammals typically have to be comfortable/secure to go and if they go in an atypical way something may be wrong that maybe that applied to snakes too. The hognose I had as a little kid never went on me and my beardies never did either. I'm glad to hear that it's normal.

All at once I got explosive poop and pee all down my face, head, and body.

woah! I guess I got lucky with just a little bit on my legs.

[flyingsqueak]

I literally HEARD my bearded dragon crap from across the roam today. It was groady.

Yeah, beardies have the loudest bowl movements!

[Cendalla]

Bwahaha You all just made me laugh. Its official now- you're a snake owner! Welcom to the club

[ogdentrece]

I think liquid pissing on you is worse though. It gets into everything everywhere. And quite a lot comes out. Its really bad....

[MarkieJ]

Protip: look for a bulge near the cloaca prior to handling. No bulge? Feel free to handle!

[OtterGoRun]

I haven't been pooped on by my snakes yet, but I have been pooped and peed on by more animals than I can count. I wouldn't worry too much, especially if it looks normal.

[Vypyrz]

I will take snake poop on my leg any day over a babies diaper...

[Lferg]

WHAT!! you mean you didn't get one already potty trained? You should work on that with him

[Luke Martin]

Try having retics....they won't use the restroom until you decide to pull them out of the cage...doesn't matter how long or short its been....they'll at the least piss on you if you're holding them...

[ahunt037]

that just means he likes you idk wats wrong with that my snakes love me they pee and poop on me all the time