Mermaid pie, it seems to me
one of the greatest gifts, from the sea

ever so supple, ever so soft
never so tasty as when held aloft

The gods themselves have feasted on prime
since long before the beginning of time

A slice for you and a slice for me
if fantastically lucky maybe a slice for three

Red or Brown, Black or White
Mermaid pie can make wrong right

Doubt not its fishy splendor
after all it is naturally tender

Mermaid Pie oh Mermaid Pie
so tasty so lovely so my oh my

How I do love
my Mermaid Pie