Mermaid pie, it seems to me
one of the greatest gifts, from the sea
ever so supple, ever so soft
never so tasty as when held aloft
The gods themselves have feasted on prime
since long before the beginning of time
A slice for you and a slice for me
if fantastically lucky maybe a slice for three
Red or Brown, Black or White
Mermaid pie can make wrong right
Doubt not its fishy splendor
after all it is naturally tender
Mermaid Pie oh Mermaid Pie
so tasty so lovely so my oh my
How I do love
my Mermaid Pie