You might be a ball python keeper..........

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

You go to your local feeder supplier, and they see you coming and have your rodents ready by the time you get done browsing for anything new, with out having talked to you yet...

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So very guilty. I think it's gotten to the the point When they see my car!

you know your a bp keeper if .........

you want your babies (snake) to breed

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You might be a ball python keeper if you spend hours on the internet talking about other people's balls.

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Originally Posted by Spookitie

You might be a ball python keeper if you spend hours on the internet talking about other people's balls.

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Lol this is epic

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Originally Posted by Tekko

- if you ever called sick to school/work to take care of your snake(s) aka visit to the vet, be on hand to assist on that female laying a clutch, clutch pipping, etc.

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Not long ago, I left work early because I was worried about a wayward snake in my apartment... I was so anxious about that all day, my boss finally sent me home to handle the situation. That was definitely a first for her - "sent employee home early, to rescue lost snake." :D (and yes, I did find her safe & sound in the couch)

P.S. I was also late for our staff meeting one week, because Nerissa was laying her eggs as I was getting ready to leave. Thankfully I had an understanding boss!

It's Friday and your co-workers ask what your plans are... You tell them" I have to soak my balls tonight because they had a bad shed"

....if you've ever used your set of pie weights to sink a thawing rodent, but have never baked your own pie crust.

-if the tragedy of the week is that the snake struck the mouse before everyone was settled in front of the enclosure to watch.

-Your almost 4 year old son croons to the mouse-of-the-week about how it's going to be "snake yummies" tonight.

-you know you have a rodent infiltrating your home when your snake takes a special interest in a particular cabinet in the kitchen as you walk through and after looking, find the little buggers poo in said cabinet. Stupid drought sending all the critters indoors for food and water. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by sflanick

Lol this is epic

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Yes, I have voted stickie several times......

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Originally Posted by Fidget

....if you've ever used your set of pie weights to sink a thawing rodent, but have never baked your own pie crust.

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LMAO....:D

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