Vote for BP.Net for the 2013 Forum of the Year! Click here for more info.

» Site Navigation

» Home
 > FAQ

» Online Users: 2,990

2 members and 2,988 guests
Most users ever online was 6,337, 01-24-2020 at 04:30 AM.

» Today's Birthdays

None

» Stats

Members: 75,031
Threads: 248,489
Posts: 2,568,444
Top Poster: JLC (31,651)
Welcome to our newest member, isismomma
Page 7 of 16 FirstFirst 12345678910111213141516 LastLast
Results 61 to 70 of 155
  1. #61
    BPnet Senior Member Dave Green's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-20-2009
    Location
    AZ
    Posts
    1,938
    Thanks
    554
    Thanked 2,114 Times in 845 Posts
    Images: 4
    Uncle Skippy

  2. The Following User Says Thank You to Dave Green For This Useful Post:

    xFenrir (03-06-2013)

  3. #62
    BPnet Lifer wolfy-hound's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-10-2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    5,505
    Thanks
    2,128
    Thanked 2,221 Times in 1,151 Posts
    Images: 23

    Re: The children's safety comes first!

    Quote Originally Posted by Skiploder View Post
    I'll give you credit for being the wordiest troll to ever grace this site. Unfortunately your comparative eloquence and your thin veneer of pretending to give a crap about Danny and his family are just that - thin and superficial. You are not fooling anyone as to why you are here and what your motive is.

    Unfortunately, like most people who are trollish, vapid and self-delusional, your reasoning is also slow, lumbering and stupid. You came into a saloon full of gunfighters brandishing a spork. If you had two working brain cells to rub together, you would have done some research before you opened your mouth and smeared your verbal spoor all over this thread.

    Let me educate you shrek*star, since 1990, there have been 16 fatalities attributed to captive, venomous snakes in the United States.

    In that same time period, there have been 10 fatalities attributed to captive, constricting snakes in the United States. Since you probably have at most, 10 fingers, let me do the math for you before you bend over to take off your shoes and socks.

    That's a combined 26 fatalities in 23 years.

    Now let's do a simple comparison - since 2005 alone, 251 people in this country have been mauled to death by dogs.

    The question to you, Mr. Troll, is do you own a dog?

    If so, shame on you.

    If not, go spew your crap on some dog forum.

    For the record, Mr. Card is a fraud. A liar, a self-important tool, and a jackass of the highest order. In fact, if I ever meet Mr. Card in person, I would be tempted to kick him as hard as I can square in his a$$ for being a fraud and a cheat and a liar. Before I do so I will need someone to mark a good spot for me because - as far as I can tell - he's all a$$.

    Before you post one more word of your drivel on this forum, take five minutes to research Mr. Card and report back to Uncle Skippy what you found.
    *sniffle*

    I love you Uncle SKippy. Also, I'm awarding you fifteen internet points for "You came into a saloon full of gunfighters brandishing a spork."

    And it's factually correct. To the troll, if you think it's "unwise" to have children with snakes, then you MUST be ranting at all dog owners right? ALso any family who daringly allows their children to own horses. And don't forget, it's not "pitbulls" that kill all the people in the US, it's all breeds.

    Don't forget cats. Cat bites become infected easily AND many children are deathly allergic and thus cats cause many deaths each year, without figuring in how many might trip a child down the stairs or lure a unsuspecting child into traffic or other danger.

    Ever see those horrifyingly unwise parents who allow their children to ride BICYCLES??? My Gawd!! What are they thinking??? Look up the stats on bicycle related deaths and injury too while you're up on your pedestal of "THINK OF THE CHILDREN".

    My advice, if you're serious and not a troll(hahahaha) and not a shill from the network, is to look up a few facts and figures before you believe a moronic "reality" program on cable.
    Theresa Baker
    No Legs and More
    Florida, USA
    "Stop being a wimpy monkey,; bare some teeth, steal some food and fling poo with the alphas. "

  4. The Following User Says Thank You to wolfy-hound For This Useful Post:

    sorraia (03-07-2013)

  5. #63
    BPnet Senior Member
    Join Date
    11-02-2012
    Location
    So. California
    Posts
    1,020
    Thanks
    866
    Thanked 477 Times in 312 Posts

    Re: The children's safety comes first!

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfy-hound View Post
    Don't forget cats. Cat bites become infected easily AND many children are deathly allergic and thus cats cause many deaths each year, without figuring in how many might trip a child down the stairs or lure a unsuspecting child into traffic or other danger.
    PEANUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Talk about deadly allergies....
    Why keep a snake? Why keep any animal? Because you enjoy the animal, find something beautiful and fascinating about it, and it fits seamlessly into your lifestyle.

  6. #64
    BPnet Veteran 3skulls's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-23-2012
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    3,481
    Thanks
    2,110
    Thanked 1,776 Times in 1,184 Posts

    A member is on TV! (Intervention)

    100% of the people born, will die in their lifetime.

  7. #65
    BPnet Lifer Rob's Avatar
    Join Date
    02-20-2012
    Posts
    4,653
    Thanks
    1,692
    Thanked 2,646 Times in 1,686 Posts

    Re: A member is on TV! (Intervention)

    Quote Originally Posted by 3skulls View Post
    100% of the people born, will die in their lifetime.
    60% of the time it works every time. Its made with bits of real panther, so you know its good.

    sent from my Galaxy s3 using tapatalk2

  8. The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Rob For This Useful Post:

    Coleslaw007 (03-08-2013),Daybreaker (03-06-2013),DeathByDabs (03-06-2013)

  9. #66
    No One of Consequence wilomn's Avatar
    Join Date
    05-18-2007
    Posts
    5,063
    Thanks
    123
    Thanked 2,795 Times in 1,171 Posts
    Images: 109
    hey new guy, who the bloody hell are you and why the bloody hell should ANYONE listen to anything you have to say? Do you keep snakes? Have you ever kept snakes? What type, for how long and if you don't still have them, why?

    You REALLY shouldn't piss Ol Uncle Skippy, heh heh heh, off. And he's the NICE one.

    So, genius who cares soooooo much for his fellow man and his children, other than showing just how stupid you are, what are you hoping to accomplish here?

    What do you do for a living smart guy?
    Last edited by dr del; 03-08-2013 at 08:53 PM. Reason: had to edit it.
    I may not be very smart, but what if I am?
    Stinky says, "Women should be obscene but not heard." Stinky is one smart man.
    www.humanewatch.org

  10. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to wilomn For This Useful Post:

    Annarose15 (03-06-2013),Coleslaw007 (03-08-2013),DooLittle (03-06-2013),satomi325 (03-06-2013)

  11. #67
    BPnet Veteran Herpenthusiast3's Avatar
    Join Date
    01-25-2013
    Location
    Northern California
    Posts
    440
    Thanks
    145
    Thanked 157 Times in 126 Posts

    A member is on TV! (Intervention)

    This whole situation is absolutely vulgar. Seems to be some good info for keepers in here though. Stay away from mainstream media. We all know that snakes are not something that the media is portraying in a positive light. Unfortunately we live in a country where anything different is chastised mercilessly. If it doesn't fit into the puzzle of what the media decides is "IN" this week then it's made to look undesirable. Seems to me the majority of people who would rather go with the uneducated views that television projects aren't really worth their own opinions and their opinions don't seem to add up to much either. So screw it. people will always fear what they don't understand. I'm proud to consider myself among the 1 percent of true Individuals. Let your freak flag fly!!!

  12. The Following User Says Thank You to Herpenthusiast3 For This Useful Post:

    3skulls (03-06-2013)

  13. #68
    Apprentice SPAM Janitor MarkS's Avatar
    Join Date
    07-22-2005
    Location
    St Paul, MN
    Posts
    6,209
    Thanks
    1,535
    Thanked 2,678 Times in 1,596 Posts
    Blog Entries
    9
    Images: 3

    Re: The children's safety comes first!

    Quote Originally Posted by Skiploder View Post
    Let me educate you shrek*star, since 1990, there have been 16 fatalities attributed to captive, venomous snakes in the United States.

    In that same time period, there have been 10 fatalities attributed to captive, constricting snakes in the United States. Since you probably have at most, 10 fingers, let me do the math for you before you bend over to take off your shoes and socks.

    That's a combined 26 fatalities in 23 years.
    26 in 23 years? Did you know that the consumer product safety commission knows of at least 67 drowning deaths in buckets during the years 1985-1987, mostly to young children 8 - 12 months old?
    http://www.cpsc.gov/en/Newsroom/News...oung-Children/
    This frightened me so much that I'm considering replacing all of my 5 gallon plastic buckets with snakes. Does anybody have any tips on how I can mop my floors with a snake?

  14. The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to MarkS For This Useful Post:

    AmandaJ (03-29-2013),jbean7916 (03-31-2013),liv (03-08-2013),sbit (03-06-2013),sorraia (03-07-2013),Willie76 (03-08-2013)

  15. #69
    BPnet Veteran 3skulls's Avatar
    Join Date
    10-23-2012
    Location
    Kentucky
    Posts
    3,481
    Thanks
    2,110
    Thanked 1,776 Times in 1,184 Posts

    A member is on TV! (Intervention)

    You should always drill a few holes in your bucket before you store babies in them.

  16. The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to 3skulls For This Useful Post:

    BrandiR (03-06-2013),Coleslaw007 (03-08-2013),jbean7916 (03-31-2013),liv (03-08-2013)

  17. #70
    BPnet Veteran arialmt's Avatar
    Join Date
    08-05-2012
    Posts
    427
    Thanks
    456
    Thanked 169 Times in 120 Posts
    Images: 5
    Buckets and Bikes and Dogs, Oh My.

    Shoot kids in my day had monkey bars on asphalt playgrounds, and we caught our own snakes.
    This message brought to you by the department of redundancy department.


    0.1 Normal

Page 7 of 16 FirstFirst 12345678910111213141516 LastLast

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v4.2.1