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I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
or a joke.
C'mon!
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Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
Originally Posted by lasweetswan
or a joke.
C'mon!
Okay! I'll go first!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
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um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.
One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed.
EDIT: Idk, what did he say?
Last edited by crapwhereaminow; 05-25-2011 at 10:57 PM.
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Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
Originally Posted by crapwhereaminow
um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.
One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed.
EDIT: Idk, what did he say?
Haha! I love this. Mine will strike as well, but after feed. I've witnessed her bump her little nose quite a few times.
Anyway, so the snowman tells the other snowman, "smells like carrots in here"..haha.
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It's lame I know, but here goes...
What did one zombie eating at the circus say to the other zombie eating at the circus ?
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1.0 Low-white Pied - Yakul | 1.0 Granite het Pied - Nago
1.0 Mojave - Okoto | 1.0 Vanilla - Kodama
1.0 Pastel - Koroku | 1.0 Fire - Osa
0.1 het Pied - Toki | 0.1 het Pied - Mauro
0.1 Mojave - Kina | 0.1 Blushback Cinnamon - Kuri
0.1 Fire - Mori | 0.1 Reduced Pinstripe - Sumi
0.1 Pastel - Yuki | 0.1 Dinker Normal - Akashi
0.1 Ghana Giant Normal - Tatari | 0.1 Dinker Normal - Kaiya
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why dont monsters eat clowns?
because they taste funny
"you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."
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there are two muffins in the oven. the 1st muffin says to the 2nd muffin, "man, its HOT in here!" the 2nd muffins says, "AHHH a talking muffin!!"
"you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."
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i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?"
"you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."
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Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..
Originally Posted by cecilbturtle
i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?"
I tried to tell this story to my boyfriend today....let me just say, it is not funny when trying to explain to someone. hahaha. Then I couldn't even convince him to read it just to see how funny it actually was. I failed
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I fell in the shower once... while I wasn't alone... :-\ real embarassing!
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