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    I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..

    or a joke.
    C'mon!

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    Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..

    Quote Originally Posted by lasweetswan View Post
    or a joke.
    C'mon!
    Okay! I'll go first!

    What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

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    um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.

    One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
    One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
    When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed.

    EDIT: Idk, what did he say?
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    Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..

    Quote Originally Posted by crapwhereaminow View Post
    um, not embarrassing for me but funny in a ball-python-nerd sort of way.

    One of my males has a VERY strong feeding response. He's quite excited by the prospect of food and will strike blindly whenever he smells rats, even before the tub is open.
    One night I was feeding him last, so he was super excited. He struck, missed, bit himself, and then tried to constrict himself. It was really pathetic watching a small ball python flail around on the ground trying to get a grip on his own tail.
    When he realized his mistake he ducked into his hide and refused to come out for the rest of the night! I think he was a bit embarrassed.

    EDIT: Idk, what did he say?
    Haha! I love this. Mine will strike as well, but after feed. I've witnessed her bump her little nose quite a few times.

    Anyway, so the snowman tells the other snowman, "smells like carrots in here"..haha.

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    It's lame I know, but here goes...

    What did one zombie eating at the circus say to the other zombie eating at the circus ?


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    why dont monsters eat clowns?



    because they taste funny
    "you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."

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    there are two muffins in the oven. the 1st muffin says to the 2nd muffin, "man, its HOT in here!" the 2nd muffins says, "AHHH a talking muffin!!"
    "you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."

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    i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?"
    "you only regret the risks in life you DON'T take."

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    Re: I'm bored & hungry...Someone tell me an embarrassing story..

    Quote Originally Posted by cecilbturtle View Post
    i told this to one of my neices when she was about 5 and she looked super confused and asked me "why would anyone only make two muffins?"
    I tried to tell this story to my boyfriend today....let me just say, it is not funny when trying to explain to someone. hahaha. Then I couldn't even convince him to read it just to see how funny it actually was. I failed

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    I fell in the shower once... while I wasn't alone... :-\ real embarassing!

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